Thursday, September 10, 2009

PUNCTUATION AWARENESS DAY -- A period or comma may mean the difference between love and hate; read on!

Look at the following "Dear John" letter. By adding ONLY punctuation, convert this letter of rejection into a love letter:

DEAR JOHN:

I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT YOU ARE GENEROUS KIND THOUGHTFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN I YEARN FOR YOU I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS

GLORIA
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  1. Rachel:)September 10, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    DEAR JOHN,

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND,AND THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. I YEARN FOR YOU, I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY, WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

    Yours Truly,
    GLORIA

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  2. Lindsey MitchellSeptember 10, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Dear John,
    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, and thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you, I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy. Will you let me be yours?
    Sincerely,
    Gloria

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  3. Farmer Ryan Has A LionSeptember 10, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    DEAR JOHN,

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND, and THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU, ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN I YEARN! FOR YOU I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER! WHEN WE'RE APART I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY. WILL YOU LET ME BE!

    YOURS,

    GLORIA

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  4. Angelica2009September 10, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Dear John,

    I want a man who knows what love is all about. Someone who is generous,kind,and thoughtful. People who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior, you have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings what so ever when we are apart. I can be forever happy, will you let me be?

    Yours,
    Gloria

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  5. RickySeptember 10, 2009 at 10:00 AM

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  6. MimoSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND, THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USLESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. I YEARN FOR YOU! I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WERE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY, WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

    GLORIA

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  7. Sierra101September 10, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    DEAR JOHN:

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND, THOUGHTFUL; PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. I YEARN FOR YOU, I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY. WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

    GLORIA

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  8. jeremiahhumphreySeptember 10, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Dear John,

    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous,kind,thoughtful. People who are not like you; admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart! I can be forever happy; will you let me be yours?

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  9. Jasmine CollierSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    DEAR JOHN:

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUs, KIND, AND THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU SHOULD ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. BUT YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN BECAUSE I YEARN FOR YOU. I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE ARE APART. I CAN BE HAPPY FOREVER WITH YOU. WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS

    GLORIA

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, and thoughtful;people who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have runied me for other men i yearn for. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart i can be forever happy. Will you let me be. Yours,
    Gloria

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  11. DnikkiSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Dear John,

    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, and thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men I yearn. For You, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be yours?

    Forever Yours,
    Gloria

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  12. NichiSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    DEAR JOHN,

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND, AND THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. I YEARN FOR YOU. I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY; WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

    GLORIA

    ReplyDelete
  13. RickySeptember 10, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    DEAR JOHN,

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND, THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN! I YEARN FOR YOU! I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY! WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

    YOUR TRUE LOVE,
    GLORIA

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    Dear John,
    You are a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind and a thoughtful person who is not like other men. YOu are not useless or inferior like you claim to be. I only have love for you, I yearn for you. I have many feelings for you when we are apart. I can't be forever happy until you let me be yours.

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  15. yepyepyepJeremySeptember 10, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    DEAR JOHN:

    I WANT A monkey WHO KNOWS WHAT bananas are ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE a GENEROUS, KIND, and THOUGHTFUL monkey trainer. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR monkey trainers. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER banana hating monkeys. I YEARN FOR a real pet monkey. I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE monkeyless. I could BE FOREVER HAPPY. WILL YOU LET ME have one of your monkeys?

    sincerely,
    GLORIA

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  16. Laura GilbertSeptember 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Dear John,
    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS, KIND, AND THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. I YEARN FOR YOU, I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY, WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

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  17. Dante RozierSeptember 10, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Dear John:


    I want a man who knows what love is all about.You are generous,kind,thoughtful.People, who are not like you,admit to being useless and inferior.You hve ruined me for other men. I yearn for you.I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart.I can be forever happy.Will you let me be yours?


    Gloria

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  18. Amanda's ThoughtsSeptember 10, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Dear John,

    I WANT A MAN WHO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE GENEROUS,KIND, THOUGHTFUL. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMINT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR. YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WE'RE APART. I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY. WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS?

    GLORIA

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  19. chayes1982September 10, 2009 at 11:28 AM

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  20. chayes1982September 10, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Dear John,
    I want a man, who knows what love is all about. You are:generous, kind, thoughtful. People, who are not like you, admit to being useless and inferior. You, have ruined me for the other men I yearn for. You, i have no feelings for what-so-ever! When we're apart, I can be forever happy! Will you let me be yours?

    Gloria

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